And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
