That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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