Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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