love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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