it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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