I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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