wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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