Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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