dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
this will be a night to untag.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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