Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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