kristin has been a bad kristin
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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