Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
