Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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