your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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