So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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