so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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