Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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