Whod you bang
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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