My sheets look like a crime scene.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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