Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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