Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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