Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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