Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
