I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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