almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Dick very happy bro
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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