We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
