Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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