You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We had to coat check the pizza.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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