So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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