TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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