Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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