It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
