She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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