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my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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