your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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