So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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