So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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