Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
My ass is underappreciated
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
