yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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