Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If I die, sorry about rent.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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