this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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