is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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