I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
