I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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