I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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