I heard we made out
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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