508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I see more hoeing in ur future
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