ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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