But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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