I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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