Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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