i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Houston, we have a squirter
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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