Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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