everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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