the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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